Stranger Than Paradise

For my stupid neighbours downstairs I spontaneously came up with this variation on Suzanne Vega's hit song (I don't think she'll be recording it though). I think I should sing it when they make too much noise. Everybody sing along, you know the tune.

Dudley

Our name is Dudley
We live on the second floor
We live downstairs from you
Yes I think you've heard us before

If you hear something late at night
Some kind of trouble, some kind of fight
Just some idiots that's all it was
Just some idiots that's all it was
Just some idiots that's all it was

I think it's because we're stupid
We try not to talk too bright
Maybe it's because we're crazy
Maybe it's because we're not alright

They only bicker until you yell
And after that they can go to hell
Just don't argue anymore
Just don't argue anymore

Yes I think they're not okay
He went and slammed the door again
Well, if you ask they're not okay
But they'll make it your business anyway
I guess I'd like to be alone
With no screaming morons down below
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am
Just don't ask me how I am