Tuesday, December 20, 2005
Only Little Boys Wear Bowties
(F)(T)ucker Carlson vs Canada
Physical State: creaky
Mental State: fired
Music: Bell Orchestre - Recording a Tape The Colour of Light
Fashion sense: green t-shirt, jeans
Word of the day
ignoramus
n : an ignorant person [syn: know nothing, uneducated person]
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Words of Wisdumb from south of the border:
"Anybody with any ambition at all, or intelligence, has left Canada and is living in New York. Canada is a sweet country. It is like your retarded cousin you see at Thanksgiving and sort of pat him on the head. You know, he’s nice but you don’t take him seriously. That’s Canada. Canada is essentially a stalker, stalking the United States, right? Canada has little pictures of us in its bedroom, right? It’s unrequited love between Canada and the United States. We, meanwhile, don’t even know Canada’s name. We pay no attention at all."
Well United States you act like a wifebeater and use guilt trips to get your way, we're tired of being your co-dependent. Do you have any friends left USA? You're like the boorish drunken lout who crashes the party and says we're all lame if we don't agree with their idea of fun. Sorry there are 50% Americans I like, for you people I feel sorry for this ape sharing your citizenship. Wipe that smug smile off your face momma's boy. MSNBC owes Canada his firing (come on CNN did it so why not follow suit?). Jon Stewart should be interesting tonight. Don't forget Tucker, Santa Claus is a Canadian (he lives at the North Pole). Here's some coal for ya...but no softwood lumber should be used to knock you out.
